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减肥不是那么容易 每一块肉都有他的脾气

有事直接奔主题 不要拿你的无知 挑战我的黑名单

别和我说对不起 我既不能原谅你 也无法捅死你

要多笑啊 这么多年的牙可不能白刷

世界凶顽异常 但是一个人可以靠着爱和勇气脱困

你有好的一面 也有不好的一面 可我却只记住了你好那一面

如果再见不能红着脸 是否还能借点钱

摸摸自己的胸 告诉自己是汉子 要坚强

其实我笑点很低 最低的程度就是 我看见你笑了 我也笑了

学校旁边的小商店,承载着我们童年的全部梦。

逗自己开心的搞笑签名_夏天开心的个性签名

谈恋爱时候说的话那叫情话,分手翻脸以后想想那全是笑话。

上学时睡个小时都不够,放假了睡个小时倍有精神。

根本没有初吻这回事儿,随着上皮细胞的不断更新,每天都是初吻。

亲爱的少年,我祝愿你的以后孤独的像条狗。

我喜欢你,关你什么事,有本事你也喜欢我试试。

我最讨厌我给别人发短信半天不回的人,别看了,说的就是你。

你耳聋了吗,呃,你说的话我都没听进去,真当你是透明的了。

每一个爱睡懒觉的人都有一个难以割舍的情人,他的名字叫作被窝。

大街上那么多人穿的那么危险,却长得那么安全!

要不是老师说过不能乱扔垃圾,不然我早把你仍出去了。

你妹的敢诅咒我吃方便面没有调味料,我诅咒你吃方便面只有调味料。

解释就是掩饰,掩饰就是不老实,不老实就是欠收拾!

在进行魔鬼训练中,女生当男生看,男生当畜生看。

逗自己开心的搞笑签名_夏天开心的个性签名

我学习不好主要原因老师长的丑,长的漂亮的话,我肯定好好学。

我有个梦想,就是跟影子一样瘦。微胖的女生们是不是都有这个理想?

在多少世纪的时候,电脑能被发明成无辐射的?

世界上的脑残这么多,可是你却成了其中的佼佼者。

当你的冷漠超出了我心里所能承受的负荷,那么心掏给你,我走。

所谓放假,家里遭嫌,出门没钱,每天特闲。

我和超人的唯一区别是:我把内裤穿在里面了。

遇见你之前我的世界一片漆黑,遇见你之后我的世界彻底黑了。

听着,我允许你喜欢我。除了白头偕老,我们没别的路可选了。

我是你的什么啊?你是我的好多鱼啊,啊怎么是零食,因为你真的好多余。

我喝酒是想把痛苦溺死,但这该死的痛苦却学会了游泳。

怪兽是个好孩子,他会对奥特曼说;你别难过了,你打我吧。

这么大的风,姑娘我的头发真是各种姿态,各种摆,各种澎湃,各种飘。

男人都应该喜欢肉肉的女孩。喜欢骨头的,那是狗狗。

清明节,这年头的学生放个假真不容易,连放假都要沾老祖宗的光。

她是我的,你别碰!碰坏了你赔不起,觉得可爱就转发吧!

我把你的名字写在我的鞋底,天天没事的时候跺几脚。

是我的,你别动,不是我的,你也给我放那。

掉了十块钱比失恋还难受,捡了十块钱比结婚还高兴。

那道题,我朦胧的记得老师说过,但我清楚的记得我没听。

我不奢望你能安慰我,只要不在伤口上撒盐,我就谢天谢地了。

别以为上帝抛弃了你,那是因为上帝根本没空搭理你。

头像最好不要用自己的照片,那样你下线了多不吉利啊。

有时候,我死死的盯着你,嘴里默默说道:我就不信你不看我。

谁说结果不重要,我辛辛苦苦奋斗的结果为什么要给别人。

单挑就单挑,我虽然武力上会输,但我精神上绝不会输给你的。

要多笑啊,这么多年的牙可不能白刷

做一个干净洒脱的人往事不记后事不提

没什么喜欢的人没什么讨厌的人我好像是 没什么感情的人

我要努力努力再努力不然除了美貌一无所有

我喜欢旧东西就好比我以前喜欢你现在喜欢你以后还是会喜欢你

我喜欢你虽认真且怂 但从一而终

这辈子干的最不费吹灰之力的事情就只有长肉了

大家都是第一次做人 我已经很努力了

七月,是献给你又一美好的一月。

过去是经历,此刻是尝试,未来是期盼,用经历尝试就会到达你的期盼。

我只看中在我一无所有的时候,陪在我身边的人。

我不能忘记你,因此只有你忘记我才能结束这段感情。

用微笑装作不在意你的嘲笑,不关心你的离去。

我经常损你,是正因我坚信咱们之间的关联。

当你冲我笑的那一刻,我的心跳加速了

每一天嘻嘻哈哈的笑着,只有自我知道有多累。

哪袙卋楐荒蕪,匜襘詴壹個仒湜莪菂信徒。

如果谷歌和百度合并了,会不会改名叫GoodBye

我曾给你最温暖的怀抱,你却给我最痛心的玩笑。

天天快乐开心时时好情绪

大清早听个笑话能够开心一天

遇见他的时候感觉整个世界都被照亮

逗自己开心的搞笑签名_夏天开心的个性签名

所谓适宜,是指要碰上那个你能降得住又能降得住你的人。

七月盛夏,本是花季,但是如今花落满地

我喜欢在万丈深渊陪他一齐挣扎,这种感觉又累又开心。

一个人,一首歌,一点情绪,享受这不一样的夜晚。

如果我成全了你如果我能祝福你那不是我看清是我证明我爱你。

不好试图去取悦任何人,做最真实的自我,便够了。

爱一个人好难,爱两个人好玩,爱三个人好烦,爱四个人翻船,爱五个人彻底玩儿完。

你有什么不开心的说出来,让我开心一下。

有些人一开始咱们在一齐,然后咱们走散了,但是下一个十字路口咱们还会遇见。

->最难忘记的人是那些不曾拥有,但曾给你带来许多快乐的人。

看著,別人那麼的幸福,真的好羡慕。

我的两句三言你的字里行间散发着我和你的有份无缘

如果你心里还有我,就请忘了别人,对我好一点。

谁是毒药,谁才是你的珍宝,需要自我用心去明了。

我要发奋让自我变得像个爷们儿一样,再也矫情不下去。

我需要增肥,这样才有力气承担你给的伤痛

过去的畅想有多快乐现世的遗憾就有多悠长

是不是当咱们说"算了"的时候,这两个字包含着很多失望。

有时候选取放下是对的但是放下选取肯定是错的。

站在青春的夕阳下,感受着过往,留下浅浅的笑靥,这大概就是咱们的狂欢过得青春。

爱,从来不是迎合。吵不散,骂不走,才算是真爱。

珴芣厢怣紶祢,所姒珴祗熋選擇性嘚紶娤瞎娤聾。

看到你们我就是会莫名的开心

只是想就这样开开心心一辈子,生命一齐来走过。

最开心的事情就是洗衣服的时候发现兜里有钱。

我不会像毛主席活的那么伟大,但是我会像小强一样,活的久远

咱们总是关心着别人,却没有真正的关心过自我。

不经历星期一的崩溃,怎能知道星期五的可贵

我为自我的心感到骄傲。它曾受玩弄,以前心焦,曾遭破碎,却依然鲜活跳动。

ゞ诂事講多了總會出錯,鱤情襍孒硪也一笑鮞檛。oо

问世间情为何物,只叫人死不瞑目

正因你的一句话就能开心好久,这是深爱吗。

我是小丑,专逗你们开心

先知三日,富贵十年。

看到你的头像在跳动,你知道我有多开心么。

你喜欢她,我退出。你喜欢我,我死也不会把你让给别人。

离开你的那一天开始,左心房渐渐停止跳动。

别忘了答应自我要去的地方,别管有多远,需几年。

对自我我的要求但是分每一天给自我一份开心

It's not so easy to lose weight. Every piece of meat has his temper

Something directly to the subject, do not take your ignorance, challenge my blacklist

Don't say sorry to me I can't forgive you cannot kill you

Laugh so much that you can't brush your teeth for so many years

The world is tough, but a man can pull away from love and courage

You have a good side and a bad side, but I only remember the good side of you

If you can't keep your face red, can you borrow some money?

Feel your breasts and tell yourself you are strong

In fact, I laughed very low, the lowest level is that I see you smile, I laughed

The small shop next to the school bears all of our childhood dreams.

When you are in love, what you say is called love talk. When you break up, turn over and think of it, it's all a joke.

It's not enough to sleep for an hour at school.

There is no first kiss, and with the renewal of the epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.

Dear boy, I wish you would be lonely as a dog.

I like you. It's none of your business. You can do it. You like me.

I hate the way I send text messages to people who don't answer for a long time. Don't look at it. It's you.

Are you deaf? Well, I didn't listen to what you said. Really, when you're transparent.

Every one who likes to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. His name is bed.

So many people on the streets are so dangerous, but they're so safe!

If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I'd have left you out.

Your sister's curse, I eat instant noodles, no seasoning, I curse you eat instant noodles, only seasoning.

To explain is to conceal, to conceal is to be dishonest, to be dishonest is to do nothing!

In the devil training, the female student when the male student looks, the male student looks when the beast.

I don't study well. The main reason is that the teacher is ugly and long and beautiful. I must study hard.

I have a dream, just as thin as shadow. Plump girls are the ideal?

In the centuries, computers can be invented without radiation

The world idiotic so much, but you have become one of the best.

When your apathy is beyond my heart's load, then my heart is out for you, I'm leaving.

The so-called holiday, home was suspected, out of money, every day special leisure.

The only difference between me and Superman is that I put my underwear in it.

Before I met you, my world was dark. After I met you, my world was completely black.

Listen, I'll let you like me. In addition to said of a couple, we have no other options.

What am I yours? You are a lot of fish for me. Oh, what's a snack? Because you're really good for it.

I drink to drown my pain, but I learn to swim in this damn pain.

"Monster is a good boy," he would say to Altman. "Don't be sad. Beat me.".

Such a big wind, girl, my hair is really a variety of gestures, all kinds of pendulum, all kinds of surging, all kinds of gone with the wind.

Man should love meat girl. Those who like bones, that's dogs.

Ching Ming Festival, this year's students put a holiday is really not easy, even holidays have to touch the ancestors of the light.

She is my, you don't touch, touch bad, you can't afford to lose, feel lovely, forwarding it!

I'll write your name on my sole and stamp it every day when it's okay.

It's mine. You don't move. It's not mine. You put it there for me, too.

Losing ten dollars is worse than getting married. Picking up ten dollars is more fun than getting married.

I remember the teacher dimly about that question, but I remember clearly that I didn't hear it.

I do not expect you to comfort me, as long as the salt is not cut on the wound, I thank god.

Don't think God has abandoned you, it's because God has no time to answer you.

Head is best not to use your own photos, so you offline, how unlucky.

Sometimes, I stare at you, and silently say, "I don't believe you don't look at me.".

Who says the result is not important, why should I give the result of my hard work?.

He singled out singled out, although I will lose my force, but the spirit will never lose to you.

Laugh more. You can't brush your teeth for so many years

To be a clean, free and easy person, past events are not forgotten

I don't like people. I have nothing to hate. I don't seem to have any feelings

I will work harder and harder, otherwise I have nothing but beauty

I like old things just like I used to like you, now you like, will still like you

I love you, but one is serious and

The most effortless thing in life is meat

Everyone is the first man, I have worked very hard

July is a wonderful month for you.

The past is the experience, the moment is the attempt, the future is hope, and the experience will try to reach your expectation.

I only fancy the people who are with me when I have nothing.

I can't forget you, so only you forget me can end this relationship.

Smile and pretend not to care about your laugh or care about your leaving.

I often do harm to you because I firmly believe in the connection between us.

My heart beat when you smiled at me

Every day, laughing and laughing, only the self knows how tired I am.

Which Pa Shi Jie Gui becomes a barren, Yi is the believer I beat.

If Google and Baidu merge, will they change their name to GoodBye?

I gave you the warmest embrace, but you gave me the most painful joke.

Happy every day, happy, always good mood

Listen to jokes early in the morning

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